It has begun. Time to sowly start potty training Bubba coz it”s got to be better than fly kicks while changing diarrhoea nappies right? FML. Does this glamous job of dodging flying shit to the face, ever end? Nope. And now having to aim it into a non-face-like hole is every parents challenge, because obviously it’s not as pleasing to the migits. Also now you … Continue reading Potty Training (First Attempts)
Getting a 2 year old to ACTUALLY eat is a flipping nightmare. Some would rather attempt to eat the Dettol handwash than human food. I’ve been there done that, it does get better! My general rule is keep it simple and colourful. Anything I can whip up with one hand and half a body is a win. Plus points if I can leave it on … Continue reading Toddler Meal Ideas (easy as shit)
I’m sick to death of Bob the sodding train and his alphabet song. So here is my version: A is for Apocalypse, the state my house is in. B is for Bedtime, the dramatic time of the day where noone wants to sleep and everyone wants to cry, take a shit and eat the baby lotion mummy keeps hiding. C is for Colouring, the horrific … Continue reading What the Alphabet should stand for..
For Bubba’s last day at nursery before summer break, we went full cute mode. Partly because I was the one having separation anxiety and NEEDED him to be not forgotten. I mean how could you? He’s cute, he’s entertaining and he’s so loving (when fully fed). So I got bubba to draw one card for his teacher and one for the teachers assistant (TA). Lot’s … Continue reading Last Day of Term..
These scorching summer times in the sandpit means it’s pretty hard to go out often with 2 kids without wishing Jesus himself descended down with a handful of toddler tranquillizer sausages and a memory wiping fidget spinner. So we took a trip to Children’s City to see the interactive museum, specifically the planets bit because Bubba is obsessed with planets and I figured he could … Continue reading A Trip to Children’s City, Dubai
Bubba’s 2 week Easter Holiday is over! WAHEEEY! I had all these great ideas to make it fun but I’ve developed paranoia because the kid keeps popping in through my legs while I’m on the bog, asking for a snack.. Here’s some insight of the past 2 weeks : –> Let’s bake cupcakes! Back when I had a life, I was an expert baker! Bubba’s … Continue reading Easter Holidays; the Reality
Being a first time owner of a toddler, here are some things I have learnt. For any parent entering toddlerhood, here’s the lowdown… 1. You don’t own them. They own you. Fullstop. Period. Move along .. *sobs* 2. You don’t need your smart phone right? That’s great! because you’ll be paying monthly to be locked out of it for the entire day and have a … Continue reading 10 Things Toddlering Has Taught Me..
So my little one started attending nursery in November and now currently in January- nothings changed. He’s going 3 days a week at Toddler Town British Nursery (TTBN, who are da bomb btw).. and it’s been an adjustment to say the least; here is how it went/ going… November-December Omg… My baby’s off to nursery without me… in a classroom with an actual teacher and … Continue reading Nursery Shenanigans