Yes. I am pregnant again. And hopefully the last time because the UTERUS IS CLOSING SHOP (and I planned to only have 3 children based around everyone fitting into a car without having to buy a disgusting minibus) – Tactics *smirks* HOWEVER this is not a smirking matter as I must be psycho for keeping the age gap between my kids the same. Bubba is … Continue reading 3rd Pregnancy VS the First Two
Bambi is 6 months old today! We made it! Happy half a birthday sweetie!🎈 – a real excuse for me to whip up a cake in a mug with half a candle left from the toddler “tasting” the other half (because we do that now).. I can’t believe it. No really, I actually can’t. I’m surprised we made it 6 months without me really paying … Continue reading 6 Months into Motherhood (again)
Second time around things are a lot different. The main difference is I had to change my entire peaceful life for the first, and the second one .. well she’s come into the shitstorm also called my house. Because these kids shit real storms 😐 get it? Get it? Here is my handy list of comparisons for you to deserve to down shots to.. Guest’s … Continue reading 1st Baby vs 2nd Baby
Bubba’s 2 week Easter Holiday is over! WAHEEEY! I had all these great ideas to make it fun but I’ve developed paranoia because the kid keeps popping in through my legs while I’m on the bog, asking for a snack.. Here’s some insight of the past 2 weeks : –> Let’s bake cupcakes! Back when I had a life, I was an expert baker! Bubba’s … Continue reading Easter Holidays; the Reality
This is going to be a raw vulnerable post. Without the potty mouthed sense of humour. Because motherhood can be a lonely road. Unfortunately for me, it’s a lonely journey in every aspect I never thought I would face. This has been tough to post but I’ve realised I shouldn’t be scared what people think of me.. this is the precise reason why I began … Continue reading Anxiety & Loneliness of Motherhood
SUPRRISEEE! I didn’t blog about it or make it public because honestly I can’t be dealing with constantly replying to d&%heads with shitty questions. Like I legit got asked if I’m 100% sure I’m not having twins because I look rounder.. b*#&% I’ll give you a ’rounder’ lump on your head! “This one has to be a girl, otherwise you got to try again”.. b*#&% wot … Continue reading I Had A Baby Girl!
Being a first time owner of a toddler, here are some things I have learnt. For any parent entering toddlerhood, here’s the lowdown… 1. You don’t own them. They own you. Fullstop. Period. Move along .. *sobs* 2. You don’t need your smart phone right? That’s great! because you’ll be paying monthly to be locked out of it for the entire day and have a … Continue reading 10 Things Toddlering Has Taught Me..
So my little one started attending nursery in November and now currently in January- nothings changed. He’s going 3 days a week at Toddler Town British Nursery (TTBN, who are da bomb btw).. and it’s been an adjustment to say the least; here is how it went/ going… November-December Omg… My baby’s off to nursery without me… in a classroom with an actual teacher and … Continue reading Nursery Shenanigans
Minute 1: Your baby is playing happily in this crib so you walk towards the bathroom slowlyyy, you know, just incase you got to run back at any given moment (happens ALOT) Minute 2: Baby seems fine, quick undress and get in the shower! Ahhh, You finally appreciate the warm water drowning all those worries away and of course the hygiene purposes. Minute 3: The … Continue reading The 7 Minute Shower
“It’s a wonderful experience exploring food with your baby and a great chance to enjoy meal times together” Absolute bollocks . Weaning a baby to solid food is just the kind of thing I didn’t prepare for. Here’s me thinking you just buy baby food and spoon it in their gob whilst making funny faces, which I’ve been doing for the past two weeks, until I … Continue reading Weaning at 6 Months
Asiya Mamabasic 