I’m at my absolute wits end with these kids. Good Lord give me strength! So for the past week it’s just been virtual hell. Bubba is starting to nap for a shorter amount of time and therefore up to no good all day. He’s not eating properly and I came to find out his back molar is starting to break through. Ouch. It’s also suddently … Continue reading The Tired Weapy Hulk
As if taking one child to the mall wasn’t hard enough, if like me, you chose to birth a second offspring (so the first one “isn’t lonely”), then congratulations.. Shopping for absolutely anything will never be the same. I have no idea why I do this to myself, brave the impossible because I already know the nonsense that will happen. But as twat, I decided … Continue reading Shopping at the Mall with 2 kids..
Or pierced.. whatever.. My initial thought when daddybasic bought up the topic was no.. but he kept insisting that the earlier the better. Probably true because when I first got my ears pierced at flipping 7 years old with a piercing gun, shiiiiiit did it effing hurt. And I still remember it. I bawled my eyes out. On the way there. There. Way back. I … Continue reading Bambi Got Holey Earlobes!!
Getting a 2 year old to ACTUALLY eat is a flipping nightmare. Some would rather attempt to eat the Dettol handwash than human food. I’ve been there done that, it does get better! My general rule is keep it simple and colourful. Anything I can whip up with one hand and half a body is a win. Plus points if I can leave it on … Continue reading Toddler Meal Ideas (easy as shit)
I’m sick to death of Bob the sodding train and his alphabet song. So here is my version: A is for Apocalypse, the state my house is in. B is for Bedtime, the dramatic time of the day where noone wants to sleep and everyone wants to cry, take a shit and eat the baby lotion mummy keeps hiding. C is for Colouring, the horrific … Continue reading What the Alphabet should stand for..
For Bubba’s last day at nursery before summer break, we went full cute mode. Partly because I was the one having separation anxiety and NEEDED him to be not forgotten. I mean how could you? He’s cute, he’s entertaining and he’s so loving (when fully fed). So I got bubba to draw one card for his teacher and one for the teachers assistant (TA). Lot’s … Continue reading Last Day of Term..
Can’t actually believe it has been two years since he headbutted his way out of me and now we live in a different country and I have a permanent misaligned hip. How did time fly so fast? And how the hell did I survive 2 years of motherhood without having a Britney breakdown and going bald? I still remember every detail of the bizzare pregnancy … Continue reading Bubba’s 2nd Birthday!
Second time around things are a lot different. The main difference is I had to change my entire peaceful life for the first, and the second one .. well she’s come into the shitstorm also called my house. Because these kids shit real storms 😐 get it? Get it? Here is my handy list of comparisons for you to deserve to down shots to.. Guest’s … Continue reading 1st Baby vs 2nd Baby
I love reading facts about people in this blogosphere we share. The insight it gives into a little of a bloggers personal world and how they see themselves is interesting. Maybe it’s the psychologist in me that pays too much attention but I could read facts all day! In light of that, here’s 20 fact’s about me. What they say about me? Is that I’m … Continue reading 20 Facts About Me; because it’s crazy..
I have concluded Hand Foot Mouth Disease (HFMD) was created by Satan to DESTROY our mummy souls. Just as I was high fiving the air because things can get back to a routine now that Bubba is back at his toddler classes.. the universe pooped on my week. Any form of routine is out the window. When his teacher rang me and explained he’s got … Continue reading Hand, Foot & Mouth Disease from HELL
Asiya Mamabasic 