Instagram is the New Blog (break down of Dubai based “influencers”)

Hello blogsphere, it’s been a while😩, honestly I’ve been so caught up in the Instagram addiction hype, I’ve neglected my blog because who reads this shit anyway. But now the cliche has occurred and I want to blog for myself because that’s how it began, me laughing at my own jokes to help ease the craziness of motherhood 😂.. Talk about one man team. (but … Continue reading Instagram is the New Blog (break down of Dubai based “influencers”)

5 things to know about Big School Dubai

Our first term of FS1 in Big School has been accomplished! Woohoooo! It included some tears, anxiety from my part and a heap load of stress, because the big school shopping is is NEVER ENDING. So here are 5 things I’ve learnt so far: 1. Buying School uniform is a pain in the arse! First of all, school uniform is compulsory and must be bought … Continue reading 5 things to know about Big School Dubai

10 ways that kids are EXACTLY like cats:

1. Always sticking their hand or tongue in YOUR water because everything you consume must be blessed with the touch of saliva and a mouth you have no idea where it’s been. 2. They like to eat your/loose your/put things in your shoes just to make sure to keep you in your toes (literally) 3. Randomly wake up at 2am, energetic and ready to play … Continue reading 10 ways that kids are EXACTLY like cats:

“Too Hot to Move” Summer Days Activities.

It’s too hot, sticky, humid and disgusting. The floor is literally lava. Lava with a strong foreign B.O smell and frankly I don’t want to carry 20 water bottles, lug around a small child who WILL refuse to sit in the buggy and chase a toddler stealing watermelon printed goods (true story, I had to pay outta my arse when he broke it). There are … Continue reading “Too Hot to Move” Summer Days Activities.

Things you Learn during the toddler years

You need to anticipate toddler hulk tantrums faster. And be able to run faster. Much faster. The guy opening Kinder Egg suprises on YouTube is the only other male voice you’ll hear. The toddler no longer sits in the buggy, chair, trolley, carseat, bed or toilet. The bribery levels are off the scale, “mummy will buy you a Bentley when you turn 18, so EAT … Continue reading Things you Learn during the toddler years