It’s too hot, sticky, humid and disgusting. The floor is literally lava. Lava with a strong foreign B.O smell and frankly I don’t want to carry 20 water bottles, lug around a small child who WILL refuse to sit in the buggy and chase a toddler stealing watermelon printed goods (true story, I had to pay outta my arse when he broke it). There are … Continue reading “Too Hot to Move” Summer Days Activities.
Sorry guys I have been MIA for ages on my blog and that’s because an absolute shit-storm occurs when one of the midgets gets a whiff that mummy is doing something other than dying a slow death cleaning human feaces of the floor. Anyway I am back as Summer holidays have started here in Dubai and Bubba is going to start FS1 in September (how? … Continue reading How to BAWSE being a Nursery Mum..
Now I’m not a professional cook and I pat my back after flatlaying fish fingers, chips and beans on a plate, but cooking shows I LOVE. I like to think I am taking mental notes, so I know what to do with the frozen meat in the freezer I bought a while back in attempt to be “adventurous”. But obviously you know how that works … Continue reading Masterclass with Chef Tarek
So I’ve never been to a spa before (an unheard of statement in Dubai I know), until I won a voucher. With the voucher I booked a spa experience at YHI spa for a Swedish massage with a private jacuzzi, sauna, pool and gym access. But to be honest, I only cared about the massage and jacuzzi. The YHI spa is located in Melia 5* … Continue reading The Etiquette’s of Spa for Spa Virgins
You need to anticipate toddler hulk tantrums faster. And be able to run faster. Much faster. The guy opening Kinder Egg suprises on YouTube is the only other male voice you’ll hear. The toddler no longer sits in the buggy, chair, trolley, carseat, bed or toilet. The bribery levels are off the scale, “mummy will buy you a Bentley when you turn 18, so EAT … Continue reading Things you Learn during the toddler years
The second offspring is in the 12 month mark and I’M BAWLING. How the F has she existed for a year. A YEAR?! So here’s a breakdown of the first 12 months for you to take note: Month One Two words: smooth and perfect. Yeah that’s what your tummy area used to look like. Forget about the goals to loose all the wobbly bobbly bits … Continue reading Breakdown of the First 12 months of Baby
Cool & Cool is a baby product range that includes skin care, personal care, mother & baby care, wipes, tissues and detergents available in 25 countries around the world, so I’ve decided to see if the products are worth it. All the products I have used on myself (because I wouldn’t give my kids something that I won’t try for myself; better my face falls … Continue reading Cool & Cool Travel Kit Product Review