Hello blogsphere, it’s been a while😩, honestly I’ve been so caught up in the Instagram addiction hype, I’ve neglected my blog because who reads this shit anyway. But now the cliche has occurred and I want to blog for myself because that’s how it began, me laughing at my own jokes to help ease the craziness of motherhood 😂.. Talk about one man team. (but … Continue reading Instagram is the New Shit (break down of Dubai based “influencers”)
Our first term of FS1 in Big School has been accomplished! Woohoooo! It included some tears, anxiety from my part and a heap load of stress, because the big school shopping is is NEVER ENDING. So here are 5 things I’ve learnt so far: 1. Buying School uniform is a pain in the arse! First of all, school uniform is compulsory and must be bought … Continue reading 5 things to know about Big School Dubai
So Dubai isn’t like the UK, where kids can get into any school that is within their catchment and then it’s free education till university and parents can actually pay for their rent/mortgage. In Dubai, all good British schools have a wait list with some kids being in there for THREE YEARS! Bloody bonkers I tell you! So initially I wanted Bubba to do Fs1 … Continue reading Nursery to Big School
Kids school lunch boxes is probably the most stressful part of being a parent. Like what the Hell do you put in it EVERY SINGLE school day, that is nutritional, that they ACTUALLY eat and that doesn’t make you cry thinking about it. Lyndsay from ieatmypeas.com held a back to school lunch box ides workshop to help us mamas out and honestly, she just blew … Continue reading School Lunch Box ideas
1. Always sticking their hand or tongue in YOUR water because everything you consume must be blessed with the touch of saliva and a mouth you have no idea where it’s been. 2. They like to eat your/loose your/put things in your shoes just to make sure to keep you in your toes (literally) 3. Randomly wake up at 2am, energetic and ready to play … Continue reading 10 ways that kids are EXACTLY like cats:
Champion Cleaners is a cleaning company in Dubai that clean just about everything, including rugs, mattress, clothes, shoes and bags (yes even non-designer ones😂 #primarkforlife). So I sent off two pairs of shoes to get cleaned; purely because the two shoes were on their last legs and I wanted to save them because one was Tory Burch and the other Nike.. so like helloooo, I … Continue reading Champion Cleaners, the actual Champions
It’s too hot, sticky, humid and disgusting. The floor is literally lava. Lava with a strong foreign B.O smell and frankly I don’t want to carry 20 water bottles, lug around a small child who WILL refuse to sit in the buggy and chase a toddler stealing watermelon printed goods (true story, I had to pay outta my arse when he broke it). There are … Continue reading “Too Hot to Move” Summer Days Activities.